Let's examine that rare and exotic creature — the single lesbian.
According to popular belief, lesbian couples shack up immediately
after reaching their first orgasms together. This old stereotype has
some basis in truth.
Back in the olden days, you might walk into your local bar and see the
same three women sitting on the same three barstools every week. With
such slim pickings, what are you gonna do?
Luckily, the scene has changed. Today's dating pool has grown by leaps
and bounds. Scientifically speaking, it is said that lesbians
generally engage in serial monogamy, with periods of serial single-osity
in between. This means that sexy single lezzers are everywhere, and
thanks to television and cinema, lesbian chic has never been more
chic.
Informal research has uncovered many fun and surprising facts about
today's single lesbian. We have discovered that single lesbians…
- Are politically active — and like to
run the meetings
- Work out at the gym frequently,
wearing body-conscious clothing
- Are likely to decorate their cars
with rainbow accessories and off-color bumperstickers
- Spend their summers playing in five
different softball leagues
- Cruise the WNBA games
- Hit the Michigan Womyn's Music
Festival or the Dinah Shore Classic with a carload of pals — then
look for the first opportunity to ditch 'em
- Hang out at organic food stores (a
high percentage of vegetarian lesbians makes the food coop the
perfect place to meet unattached women)
- Have a higher sex drive than married
lesbians
- Frequent the magic store to stock up
on "Call Me" incense and "Domination" floor wash
- Meet girls via their pets; favorite
dog breeds are the pitbull and the Jack Russell terrier
- Always wear cute underwear, just in
case.
- Sleep with more cats than women
- Often participate in fandom for such
icons as Angelina Jolie or that woman from ER
- Socialize more during June, Gay
Pride month, than any other time of the year; pride events bring
non-stop dating opportunities
- Have extensive music and video
collections — the perfect pretense for inviting someone over
- Love to workshop their writing,
their acting, their genitals, whatever ... If you workshop, they
will come.
- Know they don't have to settle for
just anyone; today's single lesbian can afford to be as choosy
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